Beach Episode

Released 16 August 2022

Artwork by Chibi-jen-hen: https://derpibooru.org/images/1722345

Lyrics:

Twilight Sparkle woke up one day
"Hey Girls" she said let's go to the beach
and they're like hell yeah let's go to the beach
it's time dont' you know
that we had a beach episode

beach episode beach episode
what are they doing there nopony knows
just relaxing out under the sun
maybe they finally can have some fun

The mane 6 trotted down to the beach
the ocean as wide as the eye can see
The sun got hotter by the hour
They decided to dip into the water

Pinkie Pie screamed "hey I'm naked"
Rarity overheard that and she feinted
right in the water and started drowning
Rainbow Dash swooped in to save her but amazingly

she's bad at swimming despite her wing power
the two of them struggled it was looking dire
until Applejack took out her rope
and pulled them to shore with a giant lasso

Fluttershy still hadn't done anything
Cautions as she was, she's still putting on sunscreen
Spike wasn't invited 'cause he's just a dude
and no pony wanted to see him nude

beach episode beach episode
there's always one in every show
where the cast can relax without a care
and the artists can draw them in their underwear

beach episode beach episode
it even has its own tv trope
it's still PG so don't be nervous
there's just gonna be a lot of fan service

The six decided to walk cross the sand
watching the sunset; it was grand
but then another pony found them out
it was a time traveling Sunny Starscout

She said "Twilight! I need your help"
Future Equestria has been overrun by kelp
But Twilight turned to her and scoffed
"Go away Bitch; today's our day off."

Beach episode beach episode
That Twilight Sparkle sure is a ho
Can't get a break from life it seems
So she just resorts to being mean

beach episode beach episode
it's time for the end credits to roll
But make sure to come back next week
I'm sure busty's 18 will be so sleek