Izzy Fizzy Cupakes

Released 28 March 2022

Lyrics: dd

hey kid why the long face
are you down on your luck
I see your colt friend just dumped you
now you got no one to fuck

I can't really sympathize I'm asexual
but that doesn't mean that I can't you wish you well I hope you feel better tomorrow
but in case you need something for you sorrow

my name is sunny starscout of foalscouts of America
a real organization, not just propaganda
you can totally trust me
I'm an astrophysics phd

and in my secret lab late at night
I've created a new chemcial delight
it's gonna change your world literally
just have a quick taste and you shall see

try my Izzy Fizzy Cupcakes
they come with extra sprinkles
and the icing is delcious
it will give you extra tickles
it's not just a dessert, it's a full body experience
topped off with an overdose of peppermints

Izzy Fizzy cupcakes
they'll unbuckle your chuckle
and the Prince of Neigeria
eats them with falaffle
buy 'em by the dozen or have a single one
either way you're guaranteed to have tons of fun