Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder (feat. N.A. Larson)

Released 29 July 2024

Lyrics:

Hey young mare do you think you'll be free?
To play something fun this evening?
I gotta little card game here in this box
It's the greatest game that this fandom has got!

I wanna know... will you play it with me?
Let's have a go... it's time that we start shipping!

Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder
Pairing up the ponies like a crazy stock broker
Twilight's Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder
Everypony know these two are made for each other
Shipping is fun, I don't care if it's gay
Don't break a sweat, it's so easy to play

Step 1
Draw some ponies and ships to get seven

STEP 2
Look at all the three goals, that's what you gotta do

STEP 3
Put em up on the grid, now you've started shipping!

STEP 4
Use the abilities to change the board

STEP 5
Keep on playing them pones until you score

STEP 6
keep track of your points until you finally win
At 9 or 11.

Some ponies play shipfic to win
While others play it for the grins
It's certainly hard not to giggle a lot
When you're shipping granny smith, young and hot

"Cult Leader Fluttershy" had a "slap-slap kiss"
With "Smarty Pants" yeah I'm sure it's bliss!
At the very least "It's not evil"
to ship Shining Armor with Twilight Sparkle!

I hear you groan... you tell me this is blasphemy
I'll have you know... it's totally their destiny!

Step 1
Draw some ponies and ships to get seven

STEP 2
Look at all the three goals, that's what you gotta do

STEP 3
Put em up on the grid, now you've started shipping!

STEP 4
Use the abilities to change the board

STEP 5
Keep on playing them pones until you score

STEP 6
Keep track of your points until you finally win
At 9 or 11.