Still Not Dead: A Nightly Discussion #2000 Parody of Still Alive

This started out as just a parody song, but then it turned into an entire parody animation.

"Still Alive" from Portal
Instrumental version courteous of JustInstrumentals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCkzRk9CxZ0
MIDI transposition courteous of TheHalfLife123: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9lo_aNnFqo

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